Me, someone and U.G.Lee!

Ms.U.G. Lee was super excited that a Ph.D was willing to marry her. She was successful in her profession, of course, courtesy rich daddy and a mommy who kept telling her she was the best and what Lee believed all her life to be true. She ran faster than everybody else and got everything she asked for from rich daddy. Life was bed of roses UNTIL she hit teenage. Lee realized she after all was not the prettiest or the BEST. Mommy had lied. She was more than average than the you know who's but then no one seemed to appreciate her. So Lee began to appreciate herself. Lee stood in front of the mirror and said to herself that,"Yes, she can."
Apparently her scores landed her in not so good undergrad but daddy came to the rescue with money bag and sent her for higher studies. Daddy's logic. "So wat ip you are nat the prettiest? You have educason. Some one will marry you for that. You will see." And someone did fall for that.
Oh ok before I say any further let's meet someone. Someone was one of the brightest who thought anyone below his I.Q was a super moron and was not fit to exist on the face of this big his bad ass earth. Apparently (wrong choice of words, I should say UNFORTUNATELY), what he did not know was that,"daddy's little girl" was a super moron too. Just that daddy was there all the time back home. However in the US, quote flash news "DADDY cannot come to the US to Lee's rescue." Uh oh! What will someone do because he thinks he is not just anyone. Blinded with love (LIE it's actually SEX) someone right now is so super excited that he stops associating with people form so-so schools. (FYI: SO SO for him is anything that is not HARVARD, STANFORD and one more school some where in NY where his relative did something) Anyways story gets interesting when someone does marry Lee and comes with her to the US.
 Lee is still in shock that someone married her but at the same time is super excited with the US phenomenon. It still has not sunken into her that she is not in India. Strange! I say. But she refuses to agree. All in love she is that's why. Filled with gratitude Lee rushes to please her someone. She volunteers here, there and everywhere. Then she talks, talks, talks and talks about how she volunteers here, there and everywhere (FYI: Lee does not know that physically distressed or needed is not similar to the word "PHYSICALLY/MENTALLY CHALLENGED. Moreover she does not even love them physically challenged. She volunteers so that she can get into the business school near Oakland). Ok continuing the story Lee blabbers with lipstick on her teeth that she wants to go to that school near Oakland. She almost calls an ex (someone she met somewhere) from that college her SOON TO BE ALUMNI. This is the part where I roll on the floor and laugh, shamelessly of course! She finds me odd because according to someone it is a waste of time to associate with me because I went to so-so school. He has given her similar other strict instructions. Well what ever! So the story goes. People who listen to Lee awe! Oh no they Aweeeeeee! and then look at me with the expression,"Please ask her to fucking stop." And I give the expression,"Choose to shoot me?" They say,"YES." I say,"Ok was just kidding." Hee Hee.
Lee and someone kept portraying the perfect couple picture and they have been married for like what last 30 days or less? OMG please shoot me NOW!!!! My husband and I feel damaged. Totally! Then my BFF says, "Wait till it fades off!"  Lee heard that and goes,"Oh! We spoke it all. Someone wants me to go to the school near Oakland, REPUTED IT IS YOU SEE, to get MBA and support a business which someone plans to open some freaking day." BFF says,"Yeah that will be the day of judgment." Lee did not hear that. Lee within 30 days wants to rush everything. Hmmm!!! been there done that. BFF and I both went back in memory lane where we tried to rush it too and gave up and we also thought of times we had it all in place with our spouses. Career, sex, everything. And then after a few years reality bit us all right in our ass's. BFF and I looked at each other and laughed our same bitten asses off. Man Lee and someone do live in a bubble. GIANT one that too. I had the itch to burst it, but then I wanted to wait and enjoy the VIEW. Not that I do not want them to be happy but just that all couples think they are different than the rest. That they have it all figured. Point is if life was based on logic then I would be Warren Buffet and Warren Buffet would be living my okey so not dokey ass life. Nothing on this earth is hunky dory. Patience is a virtue for a reason. Best of the super smarts in the US on H4 have taken it slow and have been perfectly happy in life associating with people from so-so schools. Couples have fought and still fight and are perfectly happy. Because as my mother said if your spouse don't fight with you then take it as a RED FLAG! Something is taking your place.
Of course we have had our extreme break downs and times we threatened to leave and bitched but for pete's sake who does not do that? I say Mommy you are right! My man fights with me, hell no he is not cheating on me, cuz he is fighting with me. Hallelujah! Mommy's so dam right.
Ok truth time personally for me without fight there would be no great sex. Ok I went overboard. Actually the point I am trying to make to Ms. U.G. Lee and Someone is that, its fine to fight sometimes, take it slow more often , and it is definitely  fine to respect people for their individuality and not school or office or position or anything.
Because when in a car crash, do we ask what  the qualification of the person saving us, is? Do we ask the color of the person who guards us at the border day and night. Does the color of the blood change? Answer is NO!NO and NO!
So U.G. Lee and Someone please know that it is not us who makes us. It is the way we treat people and value other's opinion is what makes US. We might go to the moon but we are still humans and humbleness is a quality which human race still greatly appreciates. No one's saying it is a sin to be a good spouse or have great sex without fights. But to act smarter than you are is not only stupid but utterly FOOLISH!
I cannot do much to change Ms. U.G. Lee and Someone's attitude but what I can do is write a blog and move on. Honestly I have a lot to worry about other than Adam and Eve.
So devoting very little time henceforth I plan to pray for a few seconds for the two characters in question. I pray and hope that they learn their lesson someday. Hopefully not the hard way. However, if they learn it the hard way, then Ms.U.G. Lee and Someone please know that the doors of our club door is and will always be open! Amen!